Chapter 3, Crawfish and Snake Spirit Disease
Are you hungry
Especially in such a late night
Chuyan: There is no living allowance
Last academic year, he played Mahjong very successfully, winning a lot of living expenses. This semester... he was boycotted by all the Mahjong enthusiasts in the school. It is said that the Dou Di Zhu enthusiasts have also issued an unofficial ban against him upon hearing the news
At this moment, Lin Chuyuan ignored Zheng Dongkai, lowered her head to glance at the phone on the table, and saw that "Nuan Nuan" had sent a series of ellipses.
Zheng Dongkai said again: "Chuyan, can you lend me some money? I have spent all my living expenses for this month"
Get lost
It is warm, indeed: I want ... ...
Finally, Lin Chuyuan leisurely ate the shrimp gifted by his roommate, looking puzzled: "Do you really believe in such threats? Foolish."
It is warm, ah: hungry
The mindset of the fluff ball and the heavy rain is probably similar, which is why it was amused
The people in the dormitory are simply a pack of hungry wolves
Why don't you have a part-time job
It is warm, ah: Initial God is strong, I surrender
Roommates: Bastards!
It is warm, isn't it...
Lin Chuyan also felt a bit sad: "The same."
October 16: What is the feeling of eating steamed buns and pickled vegetables for a week in a row (with a picture of steamed buns)
September 26: No money to buy new ones, I will sew it myself. (Image of a hole in the T-shirt)
The three roommates had similar thoughts, and thus, as if possessed, they began to peel shrimp with remarkable synchronization.
Chuyan also said: Tomorrow you should practice in human-machine mode by yourself, without forming a team
In the game, Chuyan said to Xiangnuan: I have something to do tomorrow, you can play by yourself
Lin Chuyan felt even more sorrowful
... ...
Cough, cough, cough, Zheng Dongkai choked and coughed violently. After finishing, he patted his chest and said, "No need, your health is more important."
Lin Chuyan took a pair of scissors from the pen holder and asked them, "Do you think my scissors look nice?"
... ...
Thinking warmly, tomorrow is Saturday, and Chuyan is so poor, probably needing to take on some part-time work. So I replied: Alright.
Sure, let me go donate some sperm tomorrow
Chuyan: Just playing around
It's warm, haha, I believe in your evil. Is your little crayfish plump and white, served with pickled mustard greens
At eleven o'clock in the evening, Shen Zemu finished today's homework. He lifted his head from the desk, holding a cup of water in one hand and picking up his phone to scroll through his Moments with the other, just in time to see a post from Xiang Nuan:
As the two were playing games until after 10 o'clock, Xiang Nuan asked Chu Yan: Do you not have to get up early for your part-time job tomorrow
Hungry, want to snatch. (Accompanied by an image of a stray cat eating a grilled sausage)
Lin Chuyan has a delicate and refined appearance, embodying the beauty of a clean and pure young man. At this moment, under the illumination of white light, his face appears pale, with a strong contrast between light and shadow, resembling silent mountains under the scorching sun. His eyes are dark and bright, seemingly infused with an unusual radiance... The clean and beautiful aura has vanished, replaced instead by a somewhat eerie quality.
What a peculiar being that has landed on this planet...
Chuyan
The bright red crayfish are packed into the container, with half of their bodies submerged in the broth, their colors vibrant and enticing, making one's mouth water at the sight
After several minutes of no response from Chuyan, just as Nuan was beginning to think he was angry, he sent a picture
That girl ... . ... Shen Zemu carefully recalled Xiang Nuan's appearance; she seemed quite gentle on the surface, but in reality, she was quite eccentric.
It's warm, isn't it? Please tell me if it's good or not
Xiang Nuan believes that although Chuyan is shameless, he is indeed a very intelligent person
She herself is still unaware
She stole the best photo from Chuyan's social media circle, and after some thought, she decided to go all out and plagiarize the content as well
The following is an excerpt from Chuyan's Moments.
Lin Chuyuan swiftly opened the door and said towards the hallway: "Count me in"
Lin Chuyan
October 8: Hungry, want to snatch. (Accompanied by an image of a stray cat eating a sausage)
Chuyan: Indeed
Chuyan: One must have integrity in life
However, perhaps due to her excitement, she forgot to set the group when she posted, so this moment can be seen by everyone.
Chuyan: You say, 'The initial deity is strong, I surrender'
Xiang Nuan feels a bit guilty. ... Forming a team by herself would indeed lead to being scolded by her teammates. Being with Chu Yan, although they are also scolded by other teammates, at least gives her a sense of not being alone ... QAQ
Zheng Dongkai said: "At the initial banquet, why don't you consider taking on a part-time job?"
You all, peel the shrimp for me
In the matter of competing for food, Lin Chuyuan has always been in a disadvantaged position—he eats too slowly
It's nothing
Lin Chuyuan leaned against the chair in his dormitory, holding his phone in one hand. After sending those three words, he raised his head and saw that several of the small crayfish he had just brought up had already gone down.
Shen Zemu accidentally sprayed water onto his homework
Tsk tsk tsk, I really want to look down on myself
It is warm, haha, are you trying to fool me! I disdain you
Chuyan: Send it to Mom and Dad to see
Chuyan : ... ...
Lin Chuyuan was eating shrimp when he noticed the screen of his phone light up; it was Nuan Nuan sending him another message
Heh
Feeling sentimental, he suddenly heard someone in the hallway shout: "We need one more player for mahjong, is anyone coming?"
How are you managing your days... She really wanted to ask this, but was worried it might be too offensive
In the early morning: Causing harm to fewer people is a way to accumulate virtue
Xiang Nuan was very curious and wanted to ask what was going on with Chu Yan, but this was a personal matter for her. After all, she was just an online acquaintance whom she had known for two days, so it was not appropriate to inquire too much. Thus, she suppressed that impulse and returned to the game with a blank expression.
Half of the warmth is envy and half is confusion, as I unconsciously licked my lips and asked him: Since you have the money to buy crayfish, why do you say in your Moments that you eat steamed buns every day
Chuyan : ... ...
It's warm, isn't it? Hurry up and say it.
Zheng Dongkai's legs went weak, and he almost knelt down
Therefore, she also wants to try the effect
The tactic of playing the victim to deceive others for living expenses sounds quite plausible.
What nonsense, do you think we would believe that, hahaha
Chuyan: Please wait a moment, I will get the late-night snack
In high school, his money flowed like tap water; it could be spent as easily as turning on a faucet, and no matter how much he spent, it never seemed to run out
It is indeed warm: continue to weave your tale. To be honest, your acting is truly remarkable; it is the first time I have seen someone portray shamelessness so vividly. I am in admiration.
Chuyan: What is wrong with me
Zheng Dongkai is a high school classmate and college roommate of Lin Chuyuan. He has light brown hair and wears a necklace resembling a dog tag, constantly dressing himself in a flamboyant manner in an attempt to attract the attention of the opposite sex
Eh
Now... sigh
Zheng Dongkai was eating with both hands, his lips turning red from the food, and while eating, he asked Lin Chuyuan: "Why didn't you buy more?"
I do not have a part-time job
Why did you post such a moment on your social media, I really want to know
Yes, it is me
After a while, Zheng Dongkai let out a long sigh, his face filled with sadness: "I really miss the days in high school when I could borrow money from you"
It is warm: I envy those who have late-night snacks to eat
Three boys gathered together laughing, and the scene was somewhat lewd
Chuyan: Do you want to eat crayfish?
It is warm, isn't it: Why?
Oh, how shameless you are! You are playing the victim in front of your parents to gain sympathy in order to get more living expenses, aren't you? What a dirty trick!
"My parents won't cut off my living expenses just to train my ability to live independently, hahahaha..." Zheng Dongkai said, starting to gloat again. Brothers are brothers; Lin Chuyuan usually attracts too many girls' attention just with his looks, which leads Zheng Dongkai to be unable to escape the misfortune of being single no matter how he tries to find alternative ways, so he still harbors a bit of resentment in his heart
When Xiang Nuan saw this sentence, a big light bulb suddenly lit up in her mind
Xiang Nuan was a bit confused and asked him: So what are you doing tomorrow
Haha, what if we don't?
Puff—
When you all fall asleep, I will help you trim your little ones
The devilish youth smiled gently, his lips red and teeth white, exuding a wicked and perverse charm
Chuyan: Earn practical credits
The other two roommates, Maomaoqiu and Dayu, also wore expressions of being choked.
Lin Chuyan: "Leave some for me"
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What does it mean
Chuyan: I will be able to eat soon
What the heck, why am I suddenly scared! Hold on, hold on! ... Ah, ah, ah, I can't take it anymore, even though I don't believe it, what if...! ... If there really is a what if, then my little buddy will be gone for good!
Xiang Nuan was so taken aback that she couldn't look away. She had seen many displays of wealth on social media, but this was her first encounter with a display of poverty. Moreover, judging from Chuyuan's tone, he seemed to have no awkwardness or helplessness regarding poverty; on the contrary, he appeared quite proud of it.
It's warm, isn't it: ... ... go die.